"crying about gay robots and car ass" - Lyr
“thanks to this blog i am officially three fifths robotsexual. ” - the Apogees
“robots” - One
“cute robot who loves dicks. 10/10 would follow again” - Klaus
"it’s like opening a christmas present every night except instead of a present its robodicks" - the Apogees
"cole is the best super gay robot friend u could ask for" - Pluto
"following cole is a little like a roller coaster with a single constant and that constant is robots" - Lyr
“cole is a robot who likes the mouth dickings” -Stroofs
“cole and beautiful robo porn is like, a given” - Pluto
I’m Cole and I’m an alien robot
I’m nonhuman/otherkin, agender, and I’m attracted to pretty much anything that isn’t human.
This blog is extremely sex-positive!! I do not give a heck what your into so long as you’re not hurting anyone else.
I really dig robots of all sorts, but I’m mainly interested in transformers. there’s so much transformers here. welcome to transformers hell. I also dig mass effect and a buttload of other video games, as well as hot cars and airplanes.
I’m also an artist and a professional robot cock connoisseur.
PLEASE TAG ANYTHING DROWNING/IN WATER AS “#HYDROPHOBIA”!!!! I also block ‘#aquaphobia’, ‘#trypophobia’, and ‘#overlord’ (yes, the robot from the idw g1 continuity of transformers) (yes i’m serious)
Things that will appear on this blog: